Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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