He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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