The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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