He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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