one might say we're banned from that church
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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