walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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