Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Shame - the story of my life.
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