I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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