oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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