Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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