I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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