i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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