at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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