physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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