Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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