rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize
