Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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