She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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