You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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