There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
my being single is dangerous.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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