Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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