Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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