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I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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