People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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