So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I could make wine with my vomit
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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