talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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