Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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