CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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