where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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