She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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