Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She said her name was "party"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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