The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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