It's just like the Real World with babies
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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