Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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