Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
