I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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