Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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