he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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