do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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