Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Come on in and take your pants off
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