He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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