what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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