I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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