She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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