they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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