He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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