fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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