I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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