Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize