How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
as a side note pls kill me
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