I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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