haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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