oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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