i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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