I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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