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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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