I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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